I love all kinds of humor, from slapstick to witty repartee. People call my work offbeat, warped, and different. So I have that going for me. From elementary school onward, I spent a lot of time out in the hall, where I honed my comic instinct.

I write to amuse myself, and, hopefully, you.

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I'm a fan of:

• Joseph Heller, (Catch-22, and more) who created the best dialogues ever written.

• Great humor writing: McSweeney's, The BellaDonna, Andy Borowitz, The Onion, David Sedaris, Tina Fey

• Great TV casts:
  Seinfeld, Cheers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Reno 911, Abbott Elementary, Schitt's Creek, Parks & Recreation​, Saturday Night Live, and Mad TV.

• Favorite comedians:
  Kate McKinnon, Nate Bargatze, Bill Murray, Kristen Wiig, Wanda Sykes, Dave Barry, Stephen Colbert, Amy Poehler, Gary Gulman, Stephen Wright, Kevin Hart, Lewis Black, etc, etc

 

Other books I may or may not have written:​
ROMANTASIES​

• The Princess of Fusilli's Boytoy

• She Wolves & Sushi Men

• The Bodice Tailor's Secrets

• The Vampire & The Naughty Strip Mall Night Manager

• The Silk and GoreTex Series

•        The Lingerie Model and The Fly Fisherman

•        Silk Ropes, 12-pound Test Lines

•        Runways and Tent Poles

• The In-and-Outlander Series

•       The In-and-Outlander

•       The Manager's Bun Warmer

•       His Magnificent Pickle

•       Vinaigrette Undressing

•       The Burgher of Venice 

•       Boy Did I Have It My Way

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WESTERNS​

• Jake (The Damn Fool) Shot Off His Foot

• The Buffalo Lover & His Horned Offspring Gang

• Hot Saddles to Dry Gulch

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NON-FICTION​

• Why Chicks Really Dig Me 

• 15 Years In A Treehouse With A Bucket

• Snap Out of It! (Shameful Things I've Said To My Long Dead Llama.)

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CHILDREN'S BOOKS

• Actually Some Monsters DO Hide Under Your Bed

• Find Mommy's Wallet; Send It To Me

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